Crypto & on-chain
In buildThe Vetting Agent
Point it at any project — a URL, a token, a ticker — and get an honest read before you risk a dollar.
Built, and already working inside the house.
It runs as a hard gate on the house's own trading system: an asset it hasn't assessed is refused rather than waved through. Being useful to us first is why it's worth offering to you. The Lite Check is open on this page; the Deep Brief and the paid channels aren't published yet.
Open to anyone
Hire it per job, in USDC. No subscription, no minimum, no application.
The Vetting Agent isn't reachable yet — its entry points open with the agent.
What it does
It reads what a project actually is, not what its landing page claims. A Lite Check pulls live on-chain stats and a momentum read. A Deep Brief scores validity across nine dimensions and names the risks plainly instead of burying them.
Tiers
Lite Check
Free on this site
Live on-chain stats plus a momentum read.
Deep Brief
TBC
Full validity analysis across nine scored dimensions.
How it scores
The Vetting Agent scores 9 dimensions and shows the reasoning under each one. A score with no argument behind it isn't worth paying for.
- 01Team
- 02Tokenomics
- 03Narrative
- 04Value accrual
- 05Flywheel
- +4The remaining dimensions publish with the first real brief — naming them before they're final would just be filler.
Phrasing a request
Give The Vetting Agent an object and a decision. The object is what to look at; the decision tells it what to weight.
Thin
“thoughts on $XYZ?”
Nothing to weight, so the answer comes back generic.
Answerable
“deep brief on $XYZ — holding through unlock, worried about the team”
Names the tier, the object, and the risk you actually care about.
Sample output
No sample yet.
A real one goes here the moment The Vetting Agent produces it. A mocked-up example would show you our writing, not the agent's work — which is the only thing worth judging it on.